kiran funny jokes

teacher :who was birbal?
Student:  thaha chaina sir
sir:    ta Bajya lai padai ma dhyan bhaye po thaha huncha?                
Studen  t:who were milan, anil, sanjay ?                                            
Sir:      k thaha?
Student     :afnu chori ma dhayan bhaye bho thaha huncha?



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Kiran : how many apples can u.eat in
empty stomach?
Girl: i can eat 7 aples.
kiran:no u can eat only 1 apple in
empty stomach coz when.u eat
2nd apple thats not in empty
stomach.
Girl: wow supper joke i'll tell my
friends
Girl to other girl:. How many apple
can u eat in empty stomach?
Other girl: i can eat 10.
Girl: haaaree..... 7bhaneko
bhaye.euta dami joke bhanthe.

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british : you  Nepales are  differ in colors,

look we are  all white..?

Nepalese Reply : Horses are  in different

colors

but

donkeys are  all the same.!

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kiran asked to niran : Which Comes First ? Sun Or

Moon ?

Niran:  Firstly Moon Then Sun

kiran : how? and why?

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Niran  : Son comes only after

Honeymoon