Mommy Test

My four-year-old daughter and I were taking a walk when she picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to and she asked me "Why?"

"Because, Honey, it's been laying outside on the ground and is dirty and has germs on it."

She looked at me in amazement and asked, "Wow, how do you know all that stuff?"

Thinking quickly, I said, "Because it's on the Mommy Test. You have to know this stuff or you can't be a mommy."

She pondered that information for a minute or two, and said, "Oh, I get it! If you flunk you have to be the daddy!"